Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.
and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg
but evan peters tho
atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?
youre right, god is real
put that bottle in the freezer and you’ve got captain america