Abril/15/female/mexicat
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iggycat:

Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU

  • Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
  • Parents: Ok, cool.
  • Me: Your luggage is outside

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

spiritual-realm:

taylordswift:

nostalgic-skull:

Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.

and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg 

but evan peters tho

Donnie Darko (2001)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

put that bottle in the freezer and you’ve got captain america

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways